Saturday, September 27, 2008

filler

I'm busy. Clinic + MicroPs + Research + 2 hums = lots of work.

The fact that I still go to Crack in the AC and WarCrack regularly isn't exactly helping. Well, I guess I have an excuse for Crack in the AC since I run the thing.

Quick update, though, I have my MicroPs lab done in record time. 6.5 Hours. Oh yeah. I even have the thing able to take two buttons being pressed at the same time. I'll try to remember to post pictures.

In the meantime, pictures of research! Research testing the chip we made last semester in VLSI. It doesn't work.... =[


Saturday, September 20, 2008

Mudd Lore: Camilo

This is actually pretty recent lore.

Camilo was a student of Mudd during my Freshman year.

Camilo was extremely active physically. For example, he had trained under pretty much every martial art out there, and had a love for Chinese Kung Fu. All of the styles of Kung Fu. He was also incredibly buff and would climb trees for fun. Here are a few little stories about him.

Camilo one night was writing his Hum paper, and decided to try and complete it in a tree. So, he climbed up onto a tree branch with his laptop and worked on through the night. He woke up the next morning, still in the tree. However, he had company. A squirrel was sitting on the branch next to him and eying him peculiarly.

There is a special rule in ITR Games called the Camilo Rule. There is a certain mode of the game that consists of a necromancer and zombies. Of interesting note is the the zombies can kill people they touch, except other dead people and the necromancer. Camilo was the necromancer. He promptly found himself a zombie, picked the person up, and commenced running through the hallways using the zombie as a weapon. So, now we have a rule that you cannot pick up zombies as the necromancer unless the person consents and the person getting hit by the zombie consents. No major harm done, just lots of people trying to figure out why Camilo was running around carrying someone under his arm and touching the remaining survivors with it to kill them. More of a balance issue.

Camilo loved weaponry. He in fact was in the process of completing his full suit of armor. It was bits and pieces that he liked from different groups, such as Germany or the Ottoman Empire. He used this armor for a special mock battle event one weekend where people gather and setup huge battle scenarios. He also was bringing Kyle Marsh along this time. However, Kyle had never done this kind of thing before, so asked if they could suit up and practice. So, Kyle is suited up in armor and waiting in the courtyard for Camilo. Someone came by, did a double take, then rushed into their room and sent an email saying "Armed Combat in the quad in five minutes." As Camilo exited his room in full armor, the dorm speakers commenced to blare fight music. On the list, Mortal Kombat, Ultimate Showdown, and others. It was quite the epic night.

Camilo decided we didn't have enough swords around. So, he commenced to teach people how to build a sword out of PVC pipe, pipe insulation, and duct/electrical tape. He also then gave lessons on how to use them in classic German broadsword style. There were many mock battles in the quad. So, people jokingly commented about the training of the East Army. There was also training in martial arts. Good times.

Unfortunately, Camilo is no longer around. He somehow epically failed nearly all his freshman year classes. Most attribute it to the fact that in High School he had never studied except perhaps the night before a test. Unfortunately, that doesn't work at Mudd. So, he took a leave of absence and was considering coming back in another year.

Instead, he's attending college somewhere else and teaching German broadsword for $30/hr.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

What I've Learned!

Now to share some cool things I've learned so far!

Did you know that an argument can be valid, but not sound and vice versa? Take for example the following argument: "If it is raining, the street is wet. It is raining, therefore the street is wet." This is perfectly valid. It is logically consistent. However, it is not sound since if I look out my window, it is not raining. Soundness requires the premises to be tested to be true and for the conclusion to be true. In the same token, "I am male, I am right-handed, therefore I can type" is invalid, but every statement is true. Fun.

Did you know that you shouldn't inhale the fumes from soldering? Even though the new modern solder has to be lead-free by the lovely new laws in place, there's a very high chance that giant roll of solder you're using still has lead in it. Granted it's pretty inert in the solder, and it has wonderful electrical and mechanical properties, but people freaked about lead in anything and so we've had to remove it. Stupid politicians. But yeah, it also smells really bad.

Did you know that the way we do secure communication on the internet is through encryption? One half of the encryption key is a public key that you broadcast. The second half is then created and sent specifically for your transaction. One the key is setup, you then have to encode and decode your messages, which can take quite a bit of processing power. So, people have figured out algorithms to help try and make this process faster.

Did you know that there is a non-zero chance for a tied electoral college this election year? What would happen is that the house would vote, 1 vote per state. Yay politics!

Did you know that East currently has no TV mounted on the wall? After the renovations, which got cut short because the contractors took too long, the mounting hooks were not replaced on the wall. Initial theory was that they were buried inside the wall, since to upgrade the dorm for the earthquake code the walls got thicker. However, searching for them with magnets has come up empty, so we're guessing they simply haven't bee put back in the wall.

Did you know that this year's Frosh are especially competent at showering people? Here's some pictures from our first dorm meeting to illustrate!






So, here we have people getting showered, and the requisite hug afterward. And finally, DONUTS! After each dorm meeting, we get donuts. Showerers and showerees get first dibs.

Anyways, that's it for this week. Clinic goes and eats more souls now.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

What's Important in Life

At least according to Prof. Jacobsen.



In other news, my Clinic will be to make a shiny chip to help speed up cryptography algorithms. Return to the team Michael Braly, adding in an exchange student Julien, and other friend but not on this blog yet Lolly Simoni.

Oh, and Crack starts up today.

Yay for busy school week!