Monday, April 14, 2008

Mudd Lore: Nunchuck Frosh

Sorry this is a bit late. Been very busy.

Also, there were a lot of prefrosh running around campus. Geez. Sorry I didn't get back in time to hang out and chill as much as I'd liked.

Anyways, I'm going to share with you a little bit of Mudd lore. Now, this is fairly accurate, and recent enough that there are in fact people who know the person in question still at Mudd. In fact, the crazy guy comes back to visit every now and then.

So, without further ado, here's the legend of the Nunchuck Frosh:

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So NunchuckFrosh makes himself nunchucks, is happy. Nunchuck frosh makes himself a duct tape sword, is happy. Nunchuck frosh takes him a Frosh Chem Test, is happy. Nunchuck frosh gets really tired at the end of the day.

Nunchuck frosh doesn't want to sleep in his dorm room.

Nunchuck frosh wanders out.

Nunchuck frosh thinks he's on Pitzer campus. Nunchuck frosh has slept on Pitzer campus before, and knows it is safe to sleep there. Nunchuck frosh is very tired. Nunchuck frosh sits against a wall and goes to sleep.

Nunchuck frosh is on Scripps campus. Big oops. Very big oops. Numerous orders of magnitude oops.

Scrippsies call Campsec. Campsec comes for Nunchuck frosh. Campsec says Campsec gets a call that a man is passed out on Scripps campus armed with weapons. Nunchuck frosh very confused, then veeeeeeery not happy.

Campsec tells Nunchuck frosh that NUNCHUCKS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA. Big oops.

Nunchuck frosh has his nunchucks confiscated. Nunchuck frosh has his duct tape katana confiscated for good measure. Nunchuck frosh wanders back to his own room.

Nunchuck frosh no longer sleeps anywhere near Scripps campus. Big time.
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The man in question has also made a full set of armor and several other weapons of varying degrees of awesome. If you come to ITR Games, he just might visit in full armor. He even has gauntlets.

1 comment:

KMarsh said...

If they wanted to press him, it turns out that possession nunchaku is actually a felony in Cali. At least if they're in a car...dunno about wandering around with them. It probably wouldn't have stuck, but it would have been more trouble that he'd like.